Single in the City : Adventures in Urban Dating

{October 17, 2008}   What a Difference a DoubleD Makes!

Wow! Is that the same dress? My favourite slinky little number has been magically transformed by my newly enhanced chest! It’s hard not to spend too much time in front of the mirror admiring my plastic surgeon’s work – so this is what a dress is suppose to look like! These babies give a new definition (no pun!) to all my dresses, t-shirts and sweaters. I am finally voluptuous and damn my clothes look fantastic! I am now the recipient of all those unwanted stares and ogles that women endowed of a certain cup size continually complain about. I did get them “done” for myself but the confirmations I receive when I wear a V-neck make paying my Visa bill that much easier! The eyes of men I knew when I was but a wee A pop at the site of my perfectly formed, buoyant double Ds. They are the ultimate accoutrement – I have no need for necklaces and earrings to detract the viewer’s eye from the cleavage: mine scream LOOK AT ME! No wonder my neck has been sore as of late!


Gula says:

nice and witty.

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